'Bachelor in Paradise': Hannah G. Is the New 'Player' of Paradise as Blake Drama Intensifies

The episode ends with a true mystery -- who has six toes on one foot and is walking around the beach with them? 

"It's probably Blake, because it's always Blake!" Demi says. "You've been banging everyone at Stagecoach, now you have six toes. I don't trust you!" 

NEITHER DO WE. AND WE'RE OFF TO STALK HIM ON IG TO TRY TO FIND PICS OF HIS TOES. BRB. CYA TOMORROW. 

Tomorrow, Hannah's innocence in the drama comes into question, as it's revealed that she got a visit in Alabama just before Paradise. 

Then, Dean comes to Paradise with a new look, and Caelynn is crying. 

A new arrival WHO WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE comes for Nicole, and it looks like things get physical. 

"I'll talk to you later," Dylan says, walking off. 

Blake calls him a "psycho" and we have a feeling the drama's going to get more intense. 

"You've done nothing wrong. People aren't judging you even a little bit," Blake tells Hannah -- but they are. 

"I feel as though she's had her hand in a lot of the drama," Tayshia says. "She's a freakin' player, just like Blake!" 

"She's not innocent in any of it," Sydney adds. 

Dylan tells Derek that what Hannah has been telling him doesn't line up with her behavior with Blake. "It's the ultimate slap in the face, really," he says. "I'm just confused by it. What am I not seeing?... Did they date before this or something?" 

GOOD Q. 

Onyeka graciously alerts the rest of the cast to what's about to go down with Dylan. 

"I just feel like I gave you all day today," Blake tells Dylan. "I waited, I didn't want to interrupt anything." 

Dylan says he's focused on Hannah, and that Blake's into "every other girl here." 

"She has a hard week this week... she needs time to make a decision on her own," Blake says, telling Dylan that he's making her uncomfortable. 

"I just wanna talk for like, five minutes. I want everybody to be on the same page... so, what do you want to do?" Blake asks Hannah. 

"I don't know, guys," she replies. THIS IS SO AWKWARD WE CAN'T HANDLE IT. PLS MAKE IT STOP. 

Blake pulls out his good old dance moves on Hannah, and Kristina remembers him teaching that move to her. 

Then they kiss, and everyone's watching. "Hannah, what are you doing? Dylan is sitting right here?" Kristina asks the camera. 

Dylan is losing it, and we feel for him. "Like, that's crazy," he tells the camera. 

The other women tell him to stop watching, but he can't. He heads over to interrupt Blake and Hannah. 

"What's up, man?" he asks. 

Dylan says it feels like Hannah's being a little "disrespectful," but that's Paradise! 

On the daybed, Blake tells Hannah that she's making excuses because "in your gut, you can feel this." EYE ROLL. 

"Blake is a shady dude. He'll just say anything," Dylan says. 

"I'm all in," Blake tells Hannah, explaining he sees something with her past Paradise. Then he asks her to dance.

Dylan and Hannah are cuddling in the pool, and Katie notes that he's done "everything right." But looks like things are about to be shaken up. 

Derek jokes about how Blake "shot himself in the foot" by hooking up with multiple girls at Stagecoach, and then actually messed his foot up on the beach. 

Blake, meanwhile, is confident he can make something happen with Hannah. 

OK, Katie is the new Nicole, because she is LOSING IT over telling Wills that she doesn't want to pursue him. 

"Katie has slowly lost her mind tonight, and I'm so confused by it," Dylan says. Us too! 

Chris remarks on the "sadness" he sees in Katie's eyes, and takes her aside to talk it out. 

"I just had to tell someone basically I don't like them," she cries again. 

Chris is oddly comforting right now, and tells Katie how much he respects her. "I'm here," he tells her. "And this is where I want to be. I want to be here, and I want to be with you." 

IS HE COMING ONTO HER? We are shocked, but kind of into it????? 

"Chris is phenomenal," Katie tells the camera. "Chris rocks." 

Demi and Derek are making out and Wills is staring at them awkwardly. 

"It's weird how comfortable they are with each other. They already seem like they're boyfriend and girlfriend," he observes. The rose ceremony is coming up, and Wills needs to make a move of his own. He's got his eyes set on Katie. 

We can't tell if he's sweaty or there are tears streaming down his face when he's talking to her, but it's VERY CONFUSING. 

"I've been Katie-watching a little bit," he tells her. "I feel like you deserve the world." 

Katie gets emotional, and we're pretty sure she's crying now, and it's not sweat. She's hardcore tearful about love triangles, and we think she's drunk. 

"It's not going to be between us right now," she finally tells him. SHEESH!

Cam is moping around and we're honestly worried he's just going to let himself get taken away by the ocean. 

We're not encouraging that, but we can't take his complaining anymore. Move on, dude! PUHHHLEASEEEEEEEEEE

Mike is reallllly into Caelynn, so much that he's "flabbergasted" by how much he's smiling. We are too. 

Out of nowhere, they're surprised by a mariachi band and start dancing. "Beso!" the band chants, and Mike and Caelynn give them what they want -- a big kiss. 

Mike is wondering about a future with Caelynn ALREADY. "This may very well be our last first date ever," he says. 

Cam admits he feels "threatened" by Mike taking Caelynn on a date. "This is a mindf**k." 

He's crying in his confessional again and we are so over it, so let's get an update from the date! 

"I'm attracted to you, but our conversation, to me, is what drew me to you more," Mike tells Caelynn, revealing he didn't know she had anything with Cam. 

Mike says he's in a good place to be open with his heart, and Caelynn compliments him on his "respectfullness towards women" -- clearly a diss towards Blake. 

Jordan and Nicole return from their date, and Clay can't wait to have his girl back. 

"I had a real connection with Nicole... But then Jordan has to show up and ruin it," Clay tells the camera. "I know what I want, and that's Nicole." 

He takes her aside and asks her for a comparison of his and Jordan's dates. "There's no comparison," Nicole says, pulling him in for a kiss. 

Onyeka and Cam are SULKING. 

"All I can think of is two phone calls. Calling my future fiancee's parents to get their blessing, and calling my parents to tell them I'm engaged. It's going to happen. I just want it here," Cam cries. 

CHILL, BRO. 

Mike takes Caelynn aside, and she tells him she's totally "open." 

Onyeka is full on in love with Mike, and we don't blame her at all. This is how we felt about Tyler before Gigi Hadid happened. 

He takes Onyeka aside and makes her dreams come true. "Definitely had interest in meeting you here," she tells him. Forward but good. We appreciate this, girl! 

She REALLY wants to go on the date with him, but he seems to have other plans. "Caelynn, can I take you on a date tonight?" he asks her IN FRONT OF THE GROUP. 

"Yeah," she replies, and they get up and leave. 

"Mike's a snack!" Onyeka says -- as all the women fawn over him. 

"He's suave!" Tayshia gushes. 

"Mike is hot!" Caelynn raves. "He walked into Paradise, and all the guys started sweating." 

Cam, however, is not too pleased, considering that Mike helped send him home from Hannah's season of The Bachelorette. 

Cam says that his connection is strong enough to weather any storm -- which means Caelynn's about to get swept off her feet by someone else. 

Enter Big Mike. "I feel that I am completely ready and excited for what's to come," he tells Chris. "Mike Johnson doesn't quit... love is the most powerful thing, and I'm going to go after what's mine." 

Cam says he's been "laser focused" on Caelynn, and wanted her to be the Bachelorette over Hannah. OOOOO! 

"It's surreal to think that in a very short period of time, I could be proposing to Caelynn," he says. 

He pulls her aside to recap some of his favorite moments with her. THIS IS TOO AWKWARD FOR US. She takes a sip of her smoothie, probably so she doesn't laugh. 

"What the f**k?" Dylan whispers. "Did he write this?" 

"He might have not had all the swag," Hannah G. notes. 

Back at the beach, Hannah and Dylan spend time together while Blake discusses his "brutal" time in Paradise. 

Tayshia tells Caelynn and Demi that Blake wants to pursue Hannah. "All along, he really wasn't [interested in pursuing me]," she says. 

"He wants to have like, five pieces of cake and eat all of them," Demi says. "I don't think that's the character traits of a good person... I don't think he deserves the grace he's being given." 

"You can dig your own grave and lie in it," Tayshia says.

With that, Blake runs into a rock, and medics run over to tend to his bleeding toe. The ladies laugh at the turn of events. 

Jordan gets vulnerable, and tells Nicole that he's trying to take things "slow" after his failed engagement to Jenna from last season. 

Nicole talks more about the Blake drama. "It's caused a mess," she says. YES IT HAS. 

"This sh*t is crazy!" he exclaims. 

Jordan takes Nicole on a date to the jungle, where they'll be zip lining with Jorge. This closeup shot from Nicole's helmet is too funny, so whichever producer decided to do that needs a raise. 

She's loving having Jordan there to support her. "I could almost see him being a good partner," she reveals. 

After all that ziplining, Jorge takes them to the spot where he lost his virginity. "I wanted you to have a good time here... don't do anything I wouldn't do!" he teases. 

Clay jokes about Jordan taking Nicole on the date -- but the cast can see through it. 

"Obviously, it sucks. It's tough. I'm starting to develop real feelings for this woman," Clay reveals. "Now, I'm in a situation to where I could end up heartbroken." 

Jordan goes with his backup plan -- Nicole. 

"I'm the Bachelorette in Paradise!" Nicole tells the camera, revealing she hopes Clay gets jealous. "Let's do this thing!" 

Hannah tells Demi and Katie that she doesn't want to get heartbroken.

"I feel like Dylan's exhausted," Katie confesses. 

"This is more draining than 30 days of The Bachelortte," Dylan says. 

"Blake's the problem. He's just leading them all on, and he thinks he's not hurting anybody," Jordan says, noting that as mayor, it's his job to "look after the community." "I didn't come to Blake in Paradise season one." 

Jordan confronts Blake. "I know you. You're better than this," he says. "It's a f**king shit show." 

"Blake, he's a dumbass right now," he tells the camera. "Now I gotta fix what you f**ked up. What the f**k?" 

"To be honest, I'm not impressed by these dudes," Jordan says. "We need to renovate, bring something better in, do a little backsplash." 

He's looking forward to having a "phenomenal" date with Hannah, but she approaches him and says she just can't date three people. 

"I respect what Hannah did," Jordan says. "But get out of your head." 

Jordan tells Hannah that he wants to take her out on the date -- and she accepts! 

"I feel like Dylan cannot catch a break. All he wants is this girl," Kristina says. "But Dylan is putting on a brave face." 

"I'm not surprised," Dylan confesses. 

Jordan's going to do what he's going to do -- and he wants to ask Hannah out on his date. 

We'll have to wait to see what she says until after commercial break. 

Jordan takes Nicole aside next, and we can't focus on their conversation because we're in awe of everyone referring to this as "week two" when we know it's only like, day four of the whole show. 

We're back in it to hear Nicole tell Jordan that, "Blake has done on a number on all these women." 

He then talks it out with Kristina, who gives him the full story. "Blake one nighted both of these gals like they were a couple of milk cartons at lunch!" he tells the camera in shock. "You can't do that, buddy!" 

"He's putting his spoon in all the pudding!' he adds.

Jordan reads his date card to the group, but immediately takes Hannah aside. 

"You're a model, right?" Jordan asks her. "You're cuter than I imagined." 

Hannah tells Jordan that she and Dylan have hit it off and Blake plans to pursue her. 

"We're both models, so it's a Barbie and Ken deal," Jordan tells the camera. 

Jordan is here! After getting engaged to Jenna last season and going through a messy breakup, Jordan is back for round two. 

"I'm ready. It's my beach," he tells Chris. 

"I"m going in here, I'm taking a hot chick on a date, and somebody's going to be calling me Daddy by the end of this," he adds. 

It's a new day in Paradise, and the women have the roses. 

Cam is "all in" on Caelynn, Clay and Nicole are thing, and so are Derek and Demi. Clay "saved us all from Annaliese and gave his rose to Kristina," Demi says. At this point, the love triangle is all about Hannah G. -- and nobody knows what's going to happen. 

Blake says he only wants to pursue Hannah after all that drama. "Even though Hannah got a rose from Dylan... I can really see a future with her, and I won't let any other guys down here come between us," he says. 

We're sent to commercial break with a juicy promo teasing Hannah making out with Blake RIGHT IN FRONT OF DYLAN. 

"She's a player," someone notes. OOOOO!

Jane, Annaliese and Bibi are sent home. 

"I was blindsided for a second time in Paradise and did not leave with what I came for," Annaliese cries. 

Bibi delivers the most brutal blow, however. "Maybe if I had hooked up with Blake, I would still be there," she says. 

Blake -- who the ladies note wanted to be the Bachelor of Paradise -- gives his rose to Tayshia. 

"I accepted a rose from Blake, but there's no way I can trust him," Tayshia says, noting she'd like him to apologize to every girl he's disrespected. "Blake, who?" 

Annaliese came here for her love story with Chris, but he gives his rose to Kristina -- and she is SHOOK. 

"Wow," Annaliese hisses. 

Derek is first up, and gives Demi his rose. "Yeah, b**ch!" she says. 

Clay hands his rose out to Nicole, who marvels at possibly getting engaged at the end of this, and Wills shakes things up by giving his rose to Katie (Hannah told him not to pursue her, remember?). 

Kevin gives his rose to Sydney and his back rub hug is truly something else. JPJ gives his rose to Onyeka after Jane's tacos made him barf all over the beach, and Cam gives his out to Caelynn. 

"I'm over all the Blake drama," Caelynn says, revealing she hopes Hannah gets a rose from Dylan, and Blake is on the outs. 

With that, Dylan is up next -- and he gives his rose to Hannah. 

Last episode ended on a cliffhanger, so it's time for the rose ceremony. With more women than men, we'll see a few ladies leave tonight. 

"This is more difficult than I thought it was going to be," confesses Hannah, who at this point has kissed Wills, Dylan and Blake. 

Chris Harrison arrives to remind the group that this is the biggest group they've ever had on the beach, and three women will be sent home. 

We will never get over this theme song.